This wigger showed up randomly in a chatroom and decided to share his thrilling concert experience after lurking a while. The screenshot is unedited--there were extremely long pauses between each line while he recounted the bizarre mating ritual, but no one responded or talked to him. That last line makes it seem like trolling, but I'd prefer to think he was either annoyed or just autistically oversharing as a last ditch attempt for attention.
Was surprised to hear Ringworm mentioned in this context, as I was only familiar with a bit of their pre-reformation stuff--perhaps somewhat metallic, but still definitely HC; I was very confused why this idiot would mention them. So I did some quick YouTube intel, which cleared things up:
- Chris Ringworm is long gone
- They were previously on Victory Records and are currently on Relapse
- They are fond of making videos in empty warehouses
- Said videos seem to indicate they want to be Pantera badly
Especially after #2 and #4, it all makes sense now. Just a couple of fun loving guys letting loose and enjoying themselves at a gig. You know--making eye contact, spitting on each other, and emptying their bladders together.